Sunday, June 15, 2008

Kissing Tutorial

There's nothing quite as beautiful as a perfect kiss. Artists through the centuries have tried to capture the allure, the romance, the je ne sais quoi of this intimate gesture.

Well, gang, today is your lucky day. Now you (yes, you!) can learn how the perfect kiss is accomplished. Curtis and Grace--professional kissers after eight months of marriage--demonstrate how it's done. First you find a cozy spot. Maybe a folding chair after a back-yard wedding?
The approach is very important. Take a big breath . . .
Then move in for the "Mmmmm" phase . . .
. . . followed by the, "Wah!"
If you're really brave, go for one more accompanied by a tight squeeze.
And that's all there is to it!
Thanks, Curtis and Grace, for sharing your expertise with the rest of us. May you enjoy a long, prosperous kissing career.

4 Comments:

Blogger Robert said...

That's adorable. In that last image, they look like a group of teens that just got "caught" making out thinking no one was watching.

8:35 PM  
Blogger Anna said...

I love the last image as well! This was great...how nice of them to demonstrate for you...AND US!

2:33 AM  
Blogger Erin said...

That a mother would write so enthusiastically about "some guy" smooching on her baby girl... well, my hat goes off to you, Lady.

I'm going to need some lessons in that enthusiasm department in a few years. As of now, all boys better back away from the girl.

2:11 PM  
Blogger Sharon said...

I just hope no one actually tries this technique! But I love the pictures--they are too cute.

5:34 PM  

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